If I were a reporter, these are the types of questions I would set out to have answered.
"Is it true that Mormons are taught not to masturbate?"
"Where does the Mormon religion stand on wet dreams?"
"Do Mormons believe that our arms were made that length unintentionally?"
"What's worse, looking at the bra rack at target or shaking it more than twice?"
Did you all hear that the Liberty Christian University was pissed off to have a commencement speech delivered by Romney. It's nice to see the religions fighting amongst themselves once again. Don't forget the big guns guys! Remember: if your god didn't believe in war, he wouldn't have invented it!
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