Husband: "Do you have a headache again?"
Wife: "Oh no. I really want to, but I'm worried"
Husband: "about what?"
Wife: "Well, we've had sex three times this week already, and how do we know how much is too much?"
Husband: "Too much sex?!"
Wife: "No. Too much semen for my pill!"
***I'm still finding it fascinating that Rush Limbaugh can confuse sex with pain and birth control with Oxycontin. FYI, Women don't build tolerances to birth control the way you did to Oxycontin Mr. Limbaugh.***
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