Big HOLES

So apparently some Douche Bag at The University for Douche-bags was standing at an entrance holding a sign that said, "You deserve rape." No Douche-bag, nobody DESERVES rape. It isn't against the law to be promiscuous or scantily clad. If it was, the jails in Florida would fill up every spring break. When people commit crimes, however, then there are consequences that may be "deserved." So, while your sign is absolutely incorrect, the corrected version could read, "If you rape, you DESERVE a SCROTUM STOMPING!" Because rape is wrong ya' bug-fuckers!

Now ask yourself this question. What behavior do you participate in that would warrant some big man taking advantage of you? Because when you say that people can deserve rape, remember that you are a big HOLE too! (and go fuck yourself)

Oh...

Never mind.

Steve-The-Sleaze Kush aka Dickless

To Steve-The-Sleaze Kush,

Since you have taken to commenting on people's appearance saying, "she was hot enough to almost make me register democrat," I would like to point out that while your Fugly Mug isn't why I will NEVER register as a Republican, your matching personality is enough to keep me from masturbating for the rest of my life. Good job dick-less. Luckily there will always be people like Matt Damon (winning personality, liberal views, intelligence, and oh-yeah, he is nice to look at), to give my nipples an excuse to get hard again. 

My point is this. If you are going to comment on a woman's looks, and suggest that they can sway your decisions, you are in desperate need of a good, LONG, look in the mirror.

Sincerely,

Nacho Object

p.s. 

On a personal note: I think you are a dick-less sonuvabitch and I can't wait until your species is extinct. How's that for a "radical bitch?"

Chemical Warfare

I'm trying to comprise a simple breakdown of the "Death Count vs. Terrorist Weapon" argument brewing in everyone's mind due to recent events, but my dog keeps farting loudly behind me. If I were to light a match, we might experience a small explosion of our own.

I'm not trying to make light of the situations, any of them. It seems to me that we now live in a society where the only people who have the power to change lives are killers with weapons, and if they choose to commit a crime, there is nothing we can do to stop them.

Recently, we had a false alarm where I work. I went in just a little uneasily the next day. I worry every time I step foot into the classroom. But I can suspect a classroom full of hooligans of having what it takes to remove me from my most prized possessions (my kids) and there isn't a damn thing anyone could do about it. Until there are deaths, and even after, we are no closer to preventing these life-changing events. Every time I hear of another shooting, bombing, killing, I think What now? What before? What ten years from now will we have changed?

The stench just hit me. It's time for bed.

Spreading Sunshine

I saw the best example of laziness on my way home today. This large woman was dressed in one of those ridiculous Lady Liberty costumes for Liberty Tax Service, but instead of dancing, she was texting, holding the iPhone in the hand that was resting on her engorged gut while waving haphazardly with the other. It was amazing.

Now See! There I go again.
I'm irritated with myself so I'm finding faults in everyone around me. How do I know she wasn't about to break out into some righteous jig? Sometimes, I swear, I should lock me up and throw away the key.

I'll come back when I love myself again.

I know how you feel.