SaintHOOD

I'm really enjoying my writing this semester. Today I have two 2-3 page papers to write. I would say that it is equivalent to a 6 page paper, but it just isn't. I have to support two very separate ideas in a few words instead of supporting one big idea spread out over 6 pages worth of words. I GOT THIS!  Actually the second paper is a re-writing of one of Chaucer's Tales. And it would be my pleasure to re-write it because the tale itself is horrid -- sorry GC. In his version a little Christian boy is killed by a Jewish person who is portrayed as maniacal and is then pulled apart by horses. W T F?! I intend to copy the story's sequence perfectly only make it about a little heart patient who's machines get turned off by the Catholic Hospital's administration because the bills can't be paid. However, believing that an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I think I'll allow my character and the abusers to live. I don't believe in sainthood.


OH MAH BUDDHA!!! I just had an epiphany -- NUNS WEAR HOODS!!! They were the original threatening hoodie people! tsk tsk, according to Geraldo, they are just asking to be shot.