Thursday, March 13, 2014

Time to Redefine


  • If I don't want to talk to you, I'm a bitch.
  • If I don't want to except your drink at a bar or proposal for a date, I'm a bitch.
  • If I don't appear flattered that you honked, whistled, or otherwise reduced me to a visual object, I'm a bitch.
  • If I don't want to give you my name, my number, or my bra size... I'm a bitch?
  • If I'm not a virgin, but don't find you "sponge-worthy," I'm a WHAT?!
Actually, I think, "Bitch," is the nicest thing I've been called.


Sunday, March 2, 2014

Deliverance

This guy is an asshole. A major asshole. But I sort of went on a toddler's tirade on my Facebook page when I read this, and that wasn't right either. (I simply implied that a man who condones rape should try being raped sometime.)

AND


as much as I would love to look away and NOT dignify this turd(chocolate starfish, really) with a response or even acknowledgement, this man is a STATE Representative. I feel that it is my duty to make sure people understand why this type of man needs to get the boot (up his ass).

Rape is okay because it doesn't cause death?
1) I suppose it's okay with you if we discuss this over a bong hit after I steal your car then?
2) If the rape results in an abortion, it DOES cause a death.
3) If you use this reasoning, you could say that if a would-be rapist's mother would have had an abortion, then that abortion could have prevented a rape. (i.e. If Lockman's mom would have had an abortion, I would feel safer as a woman.)
4) As you walk this earth in support of men's "superior strength," it would serve you to remember that there are men stronger than you, Lawrence (and you kinda look like the squealing kind).
AND
5) Men are not superior to women. You, for instance, aren't worth the shit-stains on my underwear.

You know, I hope it doesn't come to this, but the oppressed always find a way to rise up and terrorize their oppressor. Although the thought of a women's militia sounds scary (even to me), you, Lawrence Lockman, would be a pretty target(with a pretty mouth, OKAY OKAY, I'LL STOP).

But you have to admit, NOBODY enjoyed "Deliverance," which brings home the point that this man is PURE SICK!