Friday, September 9, 2011

Hold the Viagra

Life sucks right now. I realize that those of you who are parents or siblings or are other wise close to me, may be predisposed to feel sorry for me, but don't. I'm not looking for pity, I just really need to rant. Unless of course you know a millionaire that would be willing to pay off our house, in which case we owe $75,000, we accept and thank you.

It's this damn government! How long does it take Veteran Affairs to cut a damn check for the GI Bill? If I recall, we were never late paying into the damn thing. Do they not understand that college has started? College expenses begin to accumulate even before the first day and we are 3 weeks in. LET'S GO! Damn it! I hate being broke.

It doesn't help that I have prioritized my life to exclude gym visits. I know that the reason I don't want to get up in the morning is more depression than sleep deprivation. I need that natural drug. It's the only drug I've ever needed. I don't even take vitamins on a daily basis. I really need to go to the gym from now on! I made it today, and I am feeling a little better... just need the VA to get off the toilet!

The good news is that today, I am reading. Since I don't have any money to spend anyway, I might as well read, do chores and, I think, start production on, the video I want to make for you my readers. Don't get too excited. It's nothing dirty. Just a quick how to on making and crocheting with Plarn(plastic yarn). It's a green project I saw in my "Crocheting for Dummies" book, which is a reference for the rest of us(second edition page 357). You're gonna love it! How to turn 50-60 used, plastic, shopping bags into one amazingly sturdy and reusable shopping bag. I can't, of course take credit for the pattern or idea, but I can offer a visual aid as to how it's done. Let the filming begin! (This is going to take a few weeks if not a couple of months, so although I anticipate great excitement, hold off popping the viagra.)

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