Pressure to Perform

 For a while, I've been trying to become a jogger.  I say "for a while" but really it's only been about two months. I jogged a little right after high school and then the military ruined it by making us run appalling amounts with little training.... and I'm lazy.  So, I'm trying again.  I do what I call a wogging program.  Any woggers in the house?!  Say "HELL YEAH!" Wogging is pretty fantastic because you jog a little, walk a little, jog a little, walk... you get the picture.  The idea is to slowly bridge the gap between the jogs and cut out walking all together.  Today, for the first time, I bridged a major gap and jogged for 10 minutes straight!!  I actually kept looking at the clock because I couldn't believe the time that was on it.  It was like a practical joke.  Now, despite my fear of tomorrow and the pressure to perform again, I'm on cloud NINE!  You would think I'd be puttin' on those rose colored glasses.  But no.  I feel amazing while everyone else pretty much registers as complete morons!  My family excluded. Well, most of them. The news of the day is that Bin Laden has been killed. (Actually it was the "breaking news" a few days ago.  I write my blogs ahead of time.  I'm a FREAK! OK? Moving on.)  As much as I despise joining the rest of the mindless and making a comment about it, I want to say just ONE thing.  This is something that I don't think is going to be said enough and I want to put my portion of it out into the abyss.  Nobody reads this damn thing anyway.  No matter how the Republicans spin it or what toddler retort the Democrats give, the bottom line is that Obama was the one who gave the order to kill.  He was president and he made the presidential decision. Obama did it, Obama did it, Obama did it!  Not you, not Palin and not Joe the Plumber and Republicans are just going to have to pour that into a glass with ice.  But hey! Don't forget the straw because your gonna have to SUCK IT!