That Tick Sucked Ass

I went to the lake

and what did I see

bunches of bugs

trying to eat me.

Sometime probably

while pissing in the grass

A tick found me,

stuck his head in my ass.

Right on the cheek!

Next to a mole.

What?! You didn’t think

he went for the ----?!

I’m just a girl,

And it’s just a tick,

This isn’t a porn

and he’s not a ----!

So, clean your mind

with Summer’s Eve!

You people make me

want to heave.