To steal -- and tweak -- a line form Dumb and Dumber I must say:
Just when I though Kansas couldn't get any dumber, its registered Republicans vote for Anal Foam as a presidential candidate, and it COMPLETELY redeems itself.
Good job Kansas. Way to live up to the already low expectation for the state. Santorum? Really?! This man said that "separation of church and state" made him want to puke.
Here's a little joke I learned in the Military:
Adam and Steve were having sex one night when suddenly Adam had to get some more lube. He told Steve he'd be right back and not to cum without him, but upon returning Adam noticed something on the bed and said, "Steve I thought I told you to wait for me!" and Steve said, "I didn't cum! I farted! That's just SANTORUM on the sheets."
That one's for you Kansas! X's and O's!!
That picture cracks me up. That can't be a picture taken in Kansas. It must be New York City.
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