Last week when Jimmy Kimmel poked fun at Wichita, the city council was upset that he missed some of our time-honored spring-break traditions.
Like these:
The Gay Bashing Tournament held anywhere downtown,
The Racist Slur Seminar sponsored by the Kansas Kountry Klub,
Feminazi Witch Hunt -- Free Hotdogs to the first forty feminazis captured.
The 50th annual "That-Bitch-Had-It-Coming" Beer Belly Competition
and the ever popular,
"Bible Or Bust" Banned Books Bonfire! (We supply the books, you supply the marshmallows)
Jimmy next time you want to make fun of a hickville, check with it's local residents first, ok? (we have much better material)
*** Just kidding Wichita, you know I love you by association. ***
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