Fucktards: The New Minority

Did you hear the story about the guy who shot his daughters laptop because she went off on him in her Facebook status? YEE HAW! I heard about it! You know why I heard about it? Because so-called health clubs aren't about health at all, but about making money and kow-towing to pop-culture. In other words, the loud-ass, fucking television was blaring this moron's story on NATIONAL TELEVISION while I was trying to peacefully prepare for my run. (I'm a little ticked about it)
Don't get me wrong. I am way more mad that the "story" was being broadcast on television than I am about this idiot and his dumb daughter. However, now that it was made my business, against my will, I would like to have a bit of fun at his expense. How could I not?
Obviously, we must remember that although this type of story makes our entire nation seem like a righteous bunch of fuck-tards, this case is relatively isolated. We have a Fuck-tard minority in this country regardless of what Fox News is reporting.
Now, there were a lot of nay-sayers going off on this gentleman for being a moron. Some would say he is a bad representative for Apes. I am not quite that pessimistic. I think he's actually just one back-fire away from winning a Darwin Award. ***WINNING!*** Good job!
What boggles me is that there's a little theory called leading by example. Now, by this man's logic, his daughter is raising him; after all, she took something that should have been handled within the family and posted it publicly on Facebook. Her Father, following her example; shot her computer, video-taped it, and posted it on Youtube. To quote Red Forman from That 70's Show, "DUMBASS!"
An even better example to set for your children is using a GUN to solve your problems. I swear when red-necks act this way, they really aren't thinking about the future generations and how they will always try to one-up us. When she decides to follow his example she may use a bazooka or a hand grenade. Let's hope she's out of the house by then, huh dad? But the REAL kicker is that she had a problem with her chores and aired it publicly on FB; he had a problem with her computer usage and shot it with a gun; let's hope she doesn't decide that next time her problem is with her Father and decide to follow his example.
I'm not saying she'll shoot him in the face -- using a gun will be so yesterday -- I'm just saying that if she does, well, he kinda taught her to do that.
But hey! Look at the bright side! You still get that Darwin Award Nomination.

WINNING!

p.s. I watched the first part of the video and I tend to agree with the daughter. She pours your coffee??? WTF?! But even if she is just a sniveling brat, she was only exercising her freedom of speech; it's a non-violent act.