Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Public Service Announcement

I share the uncommon opinion that people should try to refrain from scowling while also breathing through their mouth. Understandably, if one should find oneself confused, or upset, while simultaneously fighting a cold, there could be reason for such mannerisms to be in combination on one's face. However, if one could refrain from physically appearing confused, or upset, when dealing with a stuffy nose, it would be advisable; because what transpires is an effect which leaves the wearer looking either so confused or so upset that they are rendered breathless. It is extremely upsetting and furthermore causes a chain reaction. By seeing a scowling mouth-breather, one can themselves become confused or upset to the point of heavy breathing subsequently effecting others around her/him. Eventually, whole buildings would be filled up with scowling mouth-breathers - in cities not called Washington D.C. - and the epidemic will spread. Let's, as a people, try to keep this epidemic under control with either the closed-mouth scowl, or the gaping relaxed-brow, as it goes without saying that the slightly confused and completely clueless create less cause for concern.  I have illustrated my point below.

Clueless

Confused

Do NOT do this in public!



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