You will never believe this, but the kid who was checking out bible colleges last week, lied through his stinkin' TEETH this week. It was hilarious! He missed class on Monday, although I saw him walking through campus later that day. Then when our professor asked if we were more awake today - a few people commented on their fatigue last class - than we were on Monday, the little litigator replied, "if you mean that I'm no longer in bed with the flu - yes." I really hope this joker is going to school for free: he needs to save his money to buy some character. The elderly Professor clarified, "You said you were in bed with the flu?" "Yeah," was all the snot-nose replied. So the Professor - buddha love him - inquired further: "You seem well. Was it just the 24 hour bug then?" and once again, Captain Snot's answer arrived in one brief word - "yeah." I was so close to spouting out, "Hey! Didn't I see you on campus Monday? I could have sworn I saw you!" but my intentions would have been transparent.
Mind you, World, my malice does not come without reason. Only about five minutes after he lied, LiL' was asked to scoot closer to the group - to be involved in the discussion - and he had to close Facebook. About a half an hour after that, he was commenting on someone's status. It's only the fourth week of the semester. Hopefully he'll decide it's a waste to show up and not participate and then I can really enjoy the class with out his incessant clicking and key-tapping. Either that or I'm going to have to embarrass the shit out of him. But, I hope it doesn't come to that.
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