Kiss My A$$!

My husband might just need to kiss my ass good-bye. Until recently, when I went to the gym, it seemed I only had sweat running down the middle of my back. Now, the sweat zone has extended to include my ass-crack; so I am literally sweating my ass off! Understanding the special relationship my husband has with my heinie, I think I should start to prepare him - it's like the polar icecaps, babe. It's melting! Actually I'm fairly certain he'll read this, so I may not have to say anything.

It's like the polar icecaps, Babe!

Global-warming is affecting my ass!