Walgreens Employee: Can I help you find anything?
CyniSister: Have you seen this new fingernail polish that cracks as it dries?
Walgreens Employee: Yes.
CyniSister: Do you carry any of that?
Walgreens Employee: Tons. Do you know what brand you like best?
CyniSister: Uh, I guess I should go with the cheapest brand. I'm a teacher, not a stripper.
I felt pretty proud of that little quip, but when I realized that the polish really was more than I was willing to spend, I thought, Why am I getting an education?
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