- If I don't want to talk to you, I'm a bitch.
- If I don't want to except your drink at a bar or proposal for a date, I'm a bitch.
- If I don't appear flattered that you honked, whistled, or otherwise reduced me to a visual object, I'm a bitch.
- If I don't want to give you my name, my number, or my bra size... I'm a bitch?
- If I'm not a virgin, but don't find you "sponge-worthy," I'm a WHAT?!
Actually, I think, "Bitch," is the nicest thing I've been called.
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