Eating Oreos for Breakfast

I am so tired of people having a problem with the picture on the left, and it is always because of that person's insecurities that they do. The woman on the left is not asking this question to the woman on the right, who clearly has no weight problem. The woman on the left isn't even necessarily talking to moms or women!

She's talking to Mr. and Mrs. Fatty-McFatterson! Yep, I said it! That grotesque couple who feeds their children McDonald's at 10pm just before putting them to bed and wakes them up at 8am with Oreos. Yes, I have seen this. This question is for those lazy fucks out there who scoff at fresh produce then make Sugar Encrusted Sugar Topped with Sugar for the office potluck. You know who they are. They are OBESE and have OBESE children who they are teaching to have the same despicable eating habits and worse, they are teaching them that those eating habits are OKAY because people should like you for who you are. Well, I agree, but let's look at the evidence, shall we? If you can't read a food pyramid, find a simple self-help book in a bookstore, or put NUTRITIONAL FACTS to good use, you are a numb-nut, lazy, asshole who should be denied health coverage until you can pass a health examination and THAT is why people don't like you. It just so happens that the bi-products of your dumb-ass laziness is obesity and low self-esteem. That's on you, but don't try to make me feel bad because you suck at life.

This group of people does not include people who are just fat. I mean, those healthy, happy people who just don't give a rats ass that some government standard has labeled them fat. They eat well, work hard and don't believe they have to be a stick-figure to feel good. I solute those people. They have rejected pop-cultures ideas of beauty and I wish I was that strong. I, truthfully, would like to be a bit thinner because I do feel good when I lose weight. I am working on being a lean, mean, marathon running machine, and I know it will be hard work, but I'm glad that it's not for everyone, because I hate following the crowd.

BUT this question goes out to those people, with or without children, who try diet after diet and whine about life, fairness and low metabolism. Seriously, "What IS your excuse?!"

BELIEVE me. Diet and exercise really does work. Don't strive for thin, try for HEALTHY and you will know when you have reached it, because you won't give a crap what some skinny bitch who spends two hours a day doing crunches has to say about having three children, AND instead of being offended by her, you might just see a little of yourself in her.

BUT for heaven's sake, stop whining!

AND stop getting so bent out of shape over someone making a simple statement about putting forth effort. You make yourself look like a jack-ass, world. I'm done.