I saw the best example of laziness on my way home today. This large woman was dressed in one of those ridiculous Lady Liberty costumes for Liberty Tax Service, but instead of dancing, she was texting, holding the iPhone in the hand that was resting on her engorged gut while waving haphazardly with the other. It was amazing.
Now See! There I go again.
I'm irritated with myself so I'm finding faults in everyone around me. How do I know she wasn't about to break out into some righteous jig? Sometimes, I swear, I should lock me up and throw away the key.
I'll come back
when I love myself again.
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That's hilarious. Doesn't surprise me though; I've seen much worse with those costumed characters in the past.
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