It puts the lotion on its skin.

Whew! I finally found my binder of women. heh heh heh heh

Governor Romney,

We put resumes, papers, or other objects, into binders. You can't stand there and talk about advocating for women's rights and objectify women at the same time. Last night, you made me want to be a better man-hater. What did you have before your binder full of women? A binder full of men? You don't see the problem do you? It's okay, Michelle can explain it to you.

Sincerely Not Yours,
The Object in somebody's binder