Driving 20

Sleep deprivation: I don't operate well with it. I start hitting the snooze button more and more. I have less and less time in the morning, diminished motivation and those two, pretty well, just contribute to an over all bad attitude on my part. When it gets really bad, I become a sarcastic bitch. I'm sorry to everyone who must come in contact with me today. I promise that tonight I will be going to bed early. No really, I will.

Has anyone else ever noticed that there is never any major traffic in 20 mph school zones? Even people making awkward left turns can feel better about it knowing that they can take the turn at almost the same speed that everyone else is going anyway, making it virtually impossible to collide. The cars, although crawling along, are all moving very fluently and calmly. It's kinda nice. This isn't the first time I've wished my species wasn't in such a hurry.

Across the living room there is a stuffed monkey sitting oddly erect and facing my exact direction. He's not slouching or leaning in the usual stuffed animal way and it's rather creepy. He has a little grin on his face, like he's saying, "yes, go on," only I wasn't talking to him.

Now, I have work to do, world(and a monkey to knock over). I know you'll miss me dearly... I'm so in demand... hopefully you can make it through your day with out my amazing observations and enlightening wit...

Enjoy this VIDEO. I know I did.